Becks in Dubai
Despite the threat of a terrorist attack on international treasure Davey Beckham, AC Milan have already begun their training in Dubai. And here are the photos to prove it! And yes, the guy on the right in the above picture is staring directly into your soul!
“I would like to shake your hand, Ronaldinho, but this ball is coming right for us and you look disturbingly like a horse.”
Kaka watches as David’s Robot Wife disembowels a woman for staring at her husband too long.
If it feels like Becks is making eyes like he wants to have perverted relations with you, it’s because he does. Get the inflatable sheep ready.
Kaka sez: “Hahaha I can do that! Silly Beckham. Also, your wife said that if I look at you too long she will melt my insides.”
Becks looking sickly next to Maldini’s hypertan! Ancelotti wearing a hat! Ronaldinho’s back! AHHHH PICTURES FROM A TRAINING SESSION HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITING!!!!!!
[Sources: BBC, The Daily Mail, and Channel4]
Tags: AC Milan, David Beckham, Dubai, Kaka, Robot Wife
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