Chelsea’s defenders couldn’t agree on how to contain Liverpool’s Raheem Sterling in the firs leg of their Capital One Cup semifinal, so they decided to try out a few different things. For example, John Terry went with a fun new game called “surprise wrestling” in which he and Sterling formed some kind of malformed human centipede.

Cahill, meanwhile, went for a wholly different approach, where he stayed as far away from Sterling as possible.

Meanwhile, Branislav Ivanovic and a woman sitting in the front row played a game that was sort of a combination of the two incidents above. 

#LFC fan thinks Ivanovic is stinky. #CapitalOneCup https://t.co/TU3Z1nnwaW

— KICKTV (@KICKTV) January 20, 2015

The match ended 1-1 because Thibaut Courtois is exceptionally good at his chosen profession.