Cristiano Ronaldo sells shoes, dances his way into our hearts

Exactly one week after we were told that Nike had forced Cristiano Ronaldo to drop his new line of footwear, Cristiano Ronaldo has dropped a commercial for his new line of footwear.

In order to promote his range of kicks, the world’s richest player stars in a clip where he shows of his tremendous dancing skills. Thanks to his stylish collection of shoes, C-Ron is able to moonwalk, backflip and breakdance like a greasy-haired version of Channing Tatum.

It’s definitely him doing all the dancing. It’s not a stunt double or anything.

The adult shoe ranges start at €124 and can be purchased here. The store also offers fantastic tips on the correct way to make an entrance at a business meeting…



  1. Keano says:

    This reminds of the time Titus Bramble had that huge shoe deal back in the day.

    And by “huge shoe deal,” I mean that he was promoted to assistant store manager at Lady Footlocker.

    And by “Back in the day'” I mean this past November.

  2. Raymond L. says:

    Judging by the shine on his face and the virtually immovable hair, I’d say that the Ronaldo in that video isn’t the real Cristiano… but his wax replica in Madrid. I heard those things move at night when nobody’s watching.

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