This is what it’s like living with a footballer! / Esto es vivir con un futbolista! https://t.co/KFdh3gY14j

— Shakira (@shakira) August 10, 2015

Shakira posted this video to Twitter as confirmation that living with Gerard Pique is exactly as dangerous as you think it is. But to be fair, nine out of the 10 times he does this, the ball probably bounces off the wall and smacks him in the face. In other words, Shakira probably has to deal with her husband’s self-inflicted bleeding a lot.

This has been the Dirty Tackle of the Day: a chronicling of unfortunate events.