DT Exclusive: What Cristiano Ronaldo whispered to Laurent Blanc


Cristiano Ronaldo whispered something to PSG manager Laurent Blanc after Real Madrid’s 1-0 Champions League win, prompting widespread speculation as to what he could have said. DT’s lip-reading experts have closely examined the footage and determined that it can only be one of the following phrases…

“Zlatan’s cologne smells like hot dairy farts.”

“I actually find Leo Messi to be quite charming.”

“Help! Gareth Bale is trying to steal my life and raise my son as his own.”

“I will never return to Manchester United.”

“I’m only doing this to make Rafa Benitez jealous.”

“I hate avocados.”

“I wish I had David Luiz’s hair.”

“Does Angel Di Maria say nice things about me?”

“Rafa is staring at us. Start laughing like I just said something really funny and you think he’s using me incorrectly.”

“Breaking Bad never really did it for me.”



      • Mayur says:

        Hi Brooks. An avid follower of your website, just wanted to know if the number of posts have been reducing off late. Feels like either the workforce has reduced or you are spending your time elsewhere. Either way, hope for the count of articles to go up significantly coz we really love the stuff u/ ur team come up with!!! Cheers!!

        • Brooks Peck says:

          Well, it’s only been me doing DT for a while now, but the reason for there being fewer posts as of late is a good one, I promise. Setting up DT’s next step has taken longer than expected, but it should happen very soon and that will mean more posts. Stay tuned!

          • lah says:

            can’t wait to see what that next step is! (my hope is that you turn into a syndicated content feed producing ad copy for f. torres’s brand of snack cookies, aka, fernando’s gingerbreads.)

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