Something terrible has happened to Andres Iniesta’s head


When Barcelona took the pitch for their Club World Cup semifinal against Guangzhou Evergrande, captain Andres Iniesta’s appearance revealed that he had been the victim of a horrible crime.

Now, Iniesta has had difficulty in the hair department for some time, but this new shaved sides/wispy top strip look is deeply upsetting.

Whatever happened to Andres happened in Japan. At training on Wednesday, he had his usual middle aged accountant ‘do safely in tact.

But like a quiet town ravaged by a tornado, that changed in a flash. And all that was left was devastation. I don’t know what’s happened here, but I blame Pique.

Pray for Andres.


  1. Cathy says:

    Pique needed the extra hair for his beard, which is the source of his strength. It was Don Andres’s turn to make the sacrifice, much like Dani Alves last season when he was left with nothing but that little pyramid on the top of his head. Iniesta’s hair will grow back, and Pique will look for someone else to feed on, perhaps Munir.

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