Francesco Totti was an unused substitute for Roma’s 2-0 win against Sassuolo, but he did still manage to keep himself entertained. First, he enlisted a ball boy to help him warm up, giving the kid a story to tell for the rest of his life in the process.

Totti having fun with a ball boy while he was warming up.. pic.twitter.com/bqE3AMRyCL

— Calcio AS Roma (@CalcioASRoma) February 2, 2016

Then, he played a little prank on teammate Miralem Pjanic.

Why retire when you can still have fun on the bench?