Zlatan says he will stay with PSG if Eiffel Tower is replaced with statue of him

Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored four goals in PSG’s 9-0 win over last-place Troyes (giving him 102 in just four seasons with PSG) to help the club clinch their fourth consecutive Ligue 1 title in record time. After the match, Zlatan, whose contract expires at the end of this season, admitted that he is currently thinking that his future lies elsewhere. Although, there is one way the city of Paris can convince him to stay.

From beIN Sports:

“For the moment, I will not be at PSG next season. I still have a month and a half left here.” said the 34-year-old, speaking to beIN Sports in France.

“If they replace the Eiffel Tower with a statue of me, then I will stay. I promise.”

Well, you know what you have to do, Paris.

5 comments

  1. ToonArmyMKE says:

    If France doesn’t do this, I fear that Zlatan’s Stare of Disapproval (TM) will cause massive earthquakes and France will fall into the sea.

    But, on the positive side, Newcastle could sign him and avoid relegation.

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