DTotD: Steven Naismith fondles Daryl Janmaat

Hoping distract Newcastle defender Daryl Janmaat just before a corner kick, Norwich’s Steven Naismith decided to pick at the Dutchman’s penis like it was a bass string.

Janmaat seemed completely unsure how to react to this violation, so he did not attempt any retribution or do the same to Naismith just to see how he likes it.

Norwich went on to win 3-2 and Daryl Janmaat will never forget this day as long as he lives.

This has been the Dirty Tackle of the Day: a chronicling of unfortunate events. 

4 comments

  1. bert says:

    Too much time off after the January transfer obviously. “The Sausageman” Ranieri just lost his title to Naismith.

  2. Artur B. says:

    THAT SMILE ON HIS STUPID FACE IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE THE TIME I FOUND OUT THAT MY CEREAL WAS MADE FROM CORN!!!!!! STOP IT STEVEN!! STOP SMILING AT US!!! I WILL DOUSE YOU IN KEROSENE AND SET YOU ON FIRE!! YES THAT IS JUST A REGULAR FRIDAY NIGHT FOR ME, BUT FOR THE AVERAGE UNTRAINED HUMAN FIRE IS A PAINFUL SUBSTANCE!!!

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