No one has seemed too confident that Italy can reach the final in Euro 2016, as they did in 2012, but that was before anyone saw the team in their new suits. Now everyone is going to predict whatever Italy want them to predict.

Don’t be surprised if a few of Italy’s opponents back out of playing when they see a bunch of dudes rolling up in solid black suits. In fact, the Italian players probably shouldn’t even change into their kits. Just wear these suits onto the pitch and watch everyone slowly back away from them.

Had they named Andrea Pirlo in the squad and put him in one of these suits, they would have automatically won the tournament, though. No one could have handled that sight.