Dimitri Payet’s guide to becoming universally beloved (by everyone outside of Romania)

Step 1: Be an unassuming shop clerk while also playing for Nantes.

Step 2: Eleven years later, at the age of 29, score a near perfect late winner in the opening match of a major tournament on home soil.

Step 3: Shed tears of joy, pride, and humility.

Step 4: Hugs.

This inevitably leads to…

Step 5: Wait for a cargo plane full of money to drop its contents onto your front yard.

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