Wayne Rooney has a new personal website and it includes a warm-up playlist that could explain a lot. Take a look:
If Rooney has appeared more sluggish in recent years or not the same player he once was, his pre-match music might be the reason why. I mean, he has two Coldplay songs on that playlist. That’s musical tryptophan.
If he sorts out this list, he could be unstoppable again.
He showed a bit of brilliance toady v Hull. That may be from slugging down quarts of Gulf Oil or having a lot of brilliant new transfers breathing down his neck.
“Musical tryptophan” certainly won’t help keep the wolves at bay.