Anytime you get Antonio Conte and Jurgen Klopp in the same building, you know there’s going to be a lot of facial contortions. Add in the fact that Liverpool dealt Chelsea their first loss under their new manager and you’ve got a recipe for some over the top face drama.

JOHN TERRY SLIDING INTO YOUR DMs LIKE… pic.twitter.com/Hez8Po4Rkx

— Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) September 16, 2016

Injured Chelsea captain John Terry was in the stands checking his neighbor’s text messages.

David Luiz celebrated his second Chelsea debut by busting his nose on Sadio Mane’s head.

Jordan Henderson gave Liverpool a 2-0 lead in the first half with a majestic goal and he celebrated by unhinging his jaw.

Meanwhile, on the Liverpool bench, Marko Grujic couldn’t believe his eyes.

Antonio Conte was not pleased with his defenders. And Branislav Ivanovic was afraid.

In the second half, Diego Costa got one back for Chelsea, but he still wasn’t happy. Because happiness is afraid of him.

Liverpool held on to win 2-1 and that meant it was time for Jurgen Klopp’s magical hugs and big goofy grin. And whatever the hell this is…

The end.