UEFA secretary general Gianni Infantino (the bald guy who drags out Champions League draws to excruciating lengths) has been elected the new president of FIFA, completing a rapid ascent to the top of the football pyramid made possible by the suspensions of Sepp Blatter and former UEFA boss Michel Platini.
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Future News: FIFA presidential candidates insist they are real people
Six of the eight FIFA presidential candidates have banded together to assure the public that they are, in fact, real people.