A melancholy Roman Abramovich was caught on camera with his texting finger hovering over his phone as his Chelsea put on a dismal performance in a 3-0 loss to Man City. These are his texts.
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In which Roman Abramovich turns John Terry into a centaurback
John Terry, like many Chelsea players, has lost his legs this season. So in this animated short from the always excellent FitbaThatba, Roman Abramovich attempts to solve Jose Mourinho’s problems with a bit of creative engineering. I think this might be the key to turning Chelsea’s season around.
We’re Back! Highlights from southern Italy with Pepe Reina and the specter of Roman Abramovich
Regular service resumes at DT after what feels like 12 years away and yes, I did miss you so much that you should be weirded out by it.
Though I didn’t get to ride electric scooters with Mario Balotelli (he was apparently too busy climbing mountains), I did have several experiences that you may or may not find interesting enough to read about.
The very best moments from Chelsea’s fourth Premier League title celebration
Chelsea confirmed the inevitable with a 1-0 win against Crystal Palace to clinch their fourth Premier League title (fifth top division title overall) with three matches left to play. It’s Chelsea’s first league title in five years and first since Jose Mourinho returned to the club last season, bringing an added level of satisfaction.