Jay Emmanuel-Thomas converts penalty by boring goalkeeper to death

Bristol City beat Yeovil Town 2-1 on Friday and the goal that proved to be the winner was an excruciating one for brilliantly named Yeovil keeper Jed Steer. Bristol City won a penalty in the 64th minute and Arsenal youth product Jay Emmanuel-Thomas stepped up to the spot just six minutes after entering the match. He then took quite possibly the slowest run-up of all time, prompting Steer to dive a bit too soon and the wrong way once he finally took the shot.

Have you ever had something bad seem like it was happening in slow motion? Well, for Jed Steer that was more than just a feeling.

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West Ham’s Twitter account trolls Jose Mourinho with “19th century football” photoshop

When Jose “I’ll park the bus whenever I want” Mourinho described West Ham’s performance in last season’s 0-0 draw at Stamford Bridge last season as “19th century football,” it made people’s heads cave in under the weight of the hypocrisy.

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Dimitar Berbatov is…The Continental

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Well hello there.

I see you’ve caught me trying my hardest at football. Of course, we both know that I’m capable of scoring from this position. And we also both know that when I say that I’m referring to sex. And goals. Because I do both of those things a lot. And no, not just when I’m alone. Ha-HA!

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Footballer sent off for mooning racist fans after after scoring goal

Ivorian striker Dally, who plays for Freamunde in the Portuguese second division, celebrated his 83rd minute goal against Chaves by mooning the opposing fans. This earned him a red card.

The player has since apologized for exposing himself and told the Record that he only did it because some of the Chaves fans were racially abusing him throughout the second half of the match. And if that isn’t justification for scoring a late goal against them and then showing them his ass then I don’t know what is.