Unbeaten in the Bundesliga with three matches left to play before the winter break, Bayern Munich held their annual Christmas party on Sunday night and it got a bit strange. A small stage was set up in the middle of the room and several performers entertained the team by doing things like whatever is happening in the picture above.
Arsenal fans abuse Arsene Wenger to his face after Stoke loss
Arsenal failed to complete a comeback after Stoke jumped out to an early 3-0 lead, resulting in a 3-2 loss for the visiting side as Calum Chambers was sent off in the 78th minute. Now video has emerged of Arsenal supporters showering Wenger with abuse as he boards a train back to London.
Conspiracy Theory: Powerful Ball Boy Cabal determined to sabotage Chelsea
Everyone knows that the biggest villains in the game are the corrupt FIFA executives headed by scoundrel president Sepp Blatter. This is exactly what the ball boys want you to think. In truth, these evil, duplicitous children have been quietly pulling the strings from just behind the advertising hoardings for decades. The frail, confused old men they’ve propped up at the top of the sport’s governing body are nothing more than elderly puppets.
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has figured this out and has bravely attempted to reveal the ball boys’ iron-fisted control over everything that happens in football.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic celebrates goal while he’s still scoring it
It started with Zlatan celebrating after he would score a goal just like everyone else. Now he’s celebrating while he’s scoring goals.
DTotD: Charlie Adam puts a sleeper hold on Alexis Sanchez
Stoke beat Arsenal 3-2. This isn’t terribly surprising. Neither is the fact that Charlie Adam attempted to choke the life out of Alexis Sanchez in the 84th minute as Arsenal attempted to complete a comeback after being reduced to 10 men. What is surprising is that he was only shown a yellow card for the wrestling move.
Don Garber announces new era of MLS transparency that isn’t starting today so shut up about it
Don Garber, the commissioner of MLS and someone who probably sees Three-card Monte dealers as role models, has decided that he now has enough power in American soccer to say and do whatever he pleases.
Jurgen Klopp celebrates Borussia Dortmund moving out of last place like the mad man he is
Borussia Dortmund broke a three-match winless streak with a 1-0 home win against Hoffenheim to move out of last place in the Bundesliga and manager Jurgen Klopp celebrated as if he just helped free a killer whale from captivity in a Disney film.
Goat invades Greek match, wants to play in goal
Everyone should pursue their dreams. Even if you’re a goat.
Someone at the FA got paid to tell England to play “intelligently”
Finally deciding that 48 years of disappointment is enough, the FA has unveiled something called an “England DNA philosophy” that is basically just common sense in PowerPoint form.
Future News: Jose Mourinho says Victoria’s Secret fashion show more competitive than Spurs at Stamford Bridge
Spurs haven’t won at Stamford Bridge since February 1990 — a streak that continued on Wednesday with a 3-0 loss to Chelsea. This has prompted Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho to declare that the Victoria’s Secret fashion show he attended the night before was more competitive than Spurs at their London rivals’ ground.