J ai l honneur et la joie d annoncer que fais la premiere partie de la grande mariah carey demain soir a bercy pic.twitter.com/zT1Yicabj6
— Djibril Cisse (@DjibrilCisse) April 20, 2016
Djibril Cisse has always been full of surprises. During his playing days, it was his avant-garde fashions, but since retiring it’s been an arrest related to the sextape blackmail of Mathieu Valbuena and now DJing at a Mariah Carey concert in Paris.
“We are in @ChampionsLeague, man! Dilly ding, dilly dong!”https://t.co/XNFOGaMuew
— Premier League (@premierleague) April 22, 2016
Amidst all the talk of whether Leicester can hold on and win the Premier League title, Claudio “The Sausageman” Ranieri has provided an impassioned reminder that club’s already certain achievement of a place in the Champions League needs to be recognized.
“Hey man, we are in Champions League!” Ranieri told a reporter during his Friday press conference. “WE ARE IN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, MAN! Dilly ding, dilly dong! Come on!”
So there you have it. Claudio Ranieri remains endlessly likable and he confirms that Leicester will sign former Montreal Impact midfielder Dilly Duka this summer.
Fernando Torres’ career can be divided into two distinct parts: before he was sold to Chelsea for a then British record £50 million and after. In the “before” period, he was an unstoppable force worthy of sharing a nickname with a global weather pattern. In the “after” period, he was a punchline and the symbol of stunning ineptitude.
Struggling with injuries and out of favor with Roma manager Luciano Spalletti, it seemed Francesco Totti might have already scored his last goal in a Roma shirt way back in September. But on Sunday, he came off the bench to score a late equalizer against Atalanta, making Roma commentator Carlo Zampa have a euphoric meltdown on the air (above).
Following Aston Villa’s announcement that striker Gabriel Agbonlahor has been suspended for being pictured with laughing gas canisters, the club has also announced an investigation into all of their players not pictured with laughing gas canisters.
Bill Murray hosted the Laureus World Sports Awards in Berlin and took the opportunity to make Germany manager Jogi Löw squirm.
Just before Newcastle’s desperately important Premier League match against Man City, the embattled club had yet another new face in the manager’s chair: Moussa Sissoko’s young son.
Since Pep Guardiola was prematurely announced as Man City’s next manager, current manager Manuel Pellegrini has led the club to a Capital One Cup title and their first ever Champions League semifinal appearance. But City’s Premier League title challenge has faltered since then, so Pellegrini has decided to make selective use of his Guardiola excuse.
Too many footballers to count have been compared to Lionel Messi over the years, but this pitch invader at a Spartak Moscow match truly deserves the title.
I have no idea why Jurgen Klopp and a bunch of his players were asked to recite famous movie lines in front of a camera, but they were and the world is better off for it.
Some takeaways:
-I would watch a remake of any of these films starring Mamadou Sakho.
-Jordan Henderson and James Milner have the acting skills of a cardboard box.
-Klopp is the German Jim Carrey.
-Joe Allen looks like someone you would meet in an LA acting class.
-Please put Mamadou Sakho in a movie.
