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Tag: Liverpool
Jurgen Klopp has jokes about Liverpool’s preseason opponents
Following Liverpool’s preseason opener against non-league Tranmere Rovers last week, Jurgen Klopp was in a giggly mood.
Liverpool make horrifying Jurgen Klopp head birthday cake
📸 Jürgen’s cake close up… pic.twitter.com/UQWHhX4UN7
— Liverpool FC (@LFC) June 16, 2016
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp celebrates his 49th birthday on June 16, so to mark the occasion, the club decided to create an abomination of nature.Â
Liverpool players attempt to rap, destroy an entire genre of music
Following up on their hilarious recitation of famous movie lines, the Liverpool players are back, this time to ruin hip-hop forever.
Götze and Balotelli are together on the Island of Misfit Marios
Mario Götze is 23 years old and the scorer of the winning goal in the 2014 World Cup final. But this season, as Bayern Munich won the domestic double, Götze only made 21 appearances and scored only six goals — career lows in both categories. He would like to stay with the club, but Bayern CEO Karl-Heinz Rummenigge has publicly said “No one here wants you. We told you that. Why are you doing this?” (Not his exact words.)
Experts: Europa League trophy spent too long in Sevilla captivity to be released back into the wild
Silverware experts have agreed that the Europa League trophy has simply spent too long in Sevilla’s possession to be released back into the wild or another club’s possession. As a result, the trophy must now stay with the Spanish club forever.
The most miserable people at the 2016 Europa League final
Sevilla came back from 1-0 down to beat Liverpool 3-1 and win a record third consecutive Europa League title. Obviously a second cup final loss in one season is enough to dampen the spirits of anyone on Liverpool’s side, but a few people had worse experiences in Basel than others.
Odd theory claims Liverpool are more than just Jurgen Klopp
Everyone knows that Liverpool’s recent success is all down to the club being awarded victories for Jurgen Klopp’s hugs, celebrations, and funny press conferences, but a crackpot new theory maintains that an entire staff and squad of players have also contributed.
Jurgen Klopp and Liverpool players do famous movies lines
I have no idea why Jurgen Klopp and a bunch of his players were asked to recite famous movie lines in front of a camera, but they were and the world is better off for it.
Some takeaways:
-I would watch a remake of any of these films starring Mamadou Sakho.
-Jordan Henderson and James Milner have the acting skills of a cardboard box.
-Klopp is the German Jim Carrey.
-Joe Allen looks like someone you would meet in an LA acting class.
-Please put Mamadou Sakho in a movie.
DT Exclusive: The Jurgen Klopp halftime team talk that inspired a miracle
Liverpool conceded two goals in the first 10 minutes of the second leg of their Europa League quarterfinal against Borussia Dortmund, replacing the melodically vibrant pre-match unity at Anfield with a familiar gust of dejection. The scoreline held until halftime and Dortmund’s progression seemed like a foregone conclusion, but then something incredible happened. Liverpool scored four times in the second half, with the last two goals coming from Mamadou Sakho and Dejan Lovren, of all people, to win 4-3 and advance on an aggregate score of 5-4.
The Liverpool players later credited the unbelievable turnaround to Jurgen Klopp’s halftime team talk. The following is a transcript of what Klopp told his players in the dressing room during the break.