Bayern Munich beat Borussia Dortmund on penalties in the DFB Pokal final to seal the domestic double and send Pep Guardiola off to Man City on a river of tears.
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Pep Guardiola gets one final Bundesliga beer shower
Pep Guardiola’s third and final Bundesliga season concluded with a 3-1 Bayern win over last-place Hannover 96 before one last celebratory beer fight at the Allianz Arena for the departing manager. And David Alaba showed no mercy.
Champions League condolences to Pep Guardiola from other managers
Bayern Munich’s elimination from the Champions League semifinals by Atletico Madrid ensures that Pep Guardiola will not win a European title for the German club before he joins Man City next season. Though Guardiola has won five other trophies in his three seasons with Bayern, this comes as a terrible disappointment to him. Thankfully, his fellow managers have reached out to him with their comforting words.
Manuel Pellegrini is blaming all the bad stuff on Pep Guardiola
Since Pep Guardiola was prematurely announced as Man City’s next manager, current manager Manuel Pellegrini has led the club to a Capital One Cup title and their first ever Champions League semifinal appearance. But City’s Premier League title challenge has faltered since then, so Pellegrini has decided to make selective use of his Guardiola excuse.
Pep Guardiola chooses a strange time to explain his moon landing conspiracy theories to Joshua Kimmich
Guardiola: Hey! Hey, Joshy! Come here! You think the moon landing was real?
Manuel Pellegrini introduces Pep Guardiola to his new trophy and the concept of loyalty
Hello, Pep.
I’d like you to meet my old friend, the Capital One Cup. We first became acquainted with each other two years ago and now we have been reunited, which means I have won a trophy in 2016 and you have not. What a pity. A hilarious, wonderful pity.
Pep Guardiola to consider taking more than just jobs from other managers
Growing bored with taking prominent jobs out from under other managers, Pep Guardiola is now considering taking other things from them, like pets, family heirlooms, and their souls, as well.
Pep Guardiola wants 100% possession, has lost his mind
At a certain point, legendary business tycoon and aviator Howard Hughes went from thinking it was pretty great to be clean to urinating in jars and wearing tissues boxes as shoes. There’s a line there, between keen interest and crippling obsession, and in his own way, Pep Guardiola might be in the process of crossing it.
Robert Lewandowski scores five goals in nine minutes, renders Pep Guardiola goal drunk
Losing 1-0 to Wolfsburg at home after 45 minutes, Pep Guardiola decided to make a double switch, replacing Juan Bernat and Thiago with Javi Martinez and Robert Lewandowski, respectively. The Polish striker then proceeded to scored five goals between the 51st and 60th minutes, putting Bayern up 5-1.
That’s not five goals in nine games, nine weeks, or even nine months. He did that in nine minutes. Needless to say, this is absurd and destroys everything we thought we knew about space and time. When Lewandowski scored his fifth, you could actually see the exact moment that Pep Guardiola’s brain melted.
Bayern Munich’s annual beer and lederhosen photoshoot in pictures
Second only to Bayern’s annual Oktoberfest team outing is their lederhosen and beer photoshoot — the most genuinely joyful exercise in corporate synergy on the football calendar. Let’s take a look at this year’s attempt to make you want to wear leather shorts while getting drunk…