For reasons that cannot be explained nor comprehended by a properly functioning mind, one Manchester City fan declared on Twitter that if Middlesbrough could beat City in the fourth round of the FA Cup, he would egg his own mother. And he was not bluffing.
If Middlesbourgh win, I’ll egg my mum.
— Mikee (@MikeeMCFC) January 24, 2015
Boro, who are currently second in the Championship, ended up winning 2-0 at the Etihad, so this horrible, horrible child followed through on his promise. Of course, he also filmed it so he could share the resulting Vine with the entirety of the internet.
This is why no one should ever have children.