By the time you read this, Pulisic has probably done it.
CONCACAF decides biting and nipple pinching is slightly worse than playing while ineligible
It's been a busy Gold Cup for CONCACAF's disciplinary committee.
Andrea Pirlo shows Juventus where he goes food shopping in New York
A less than comprehensive tour of New York from Pirlo.
Kei Kamara demonstrates why all MLS fines should be appealed via Twitter videos
In a league looking to innovate, Kei Kamara shows how.
And now…Arsenal players doing kung fu in China
The one redeeming feature of an overseas tour: Ridiculous photographs.
Club America fan demonstrates how to remove an unwanted sponsor patch from a replica shirt
A handy trick for anyone who doesn't want to be a walking billboard.
UEFA include wrong Hibs in Champions League draw
From the second division to the Champions League...or not.
Celtic’s Leigh Griffiths booked for time wasting after fans throw glass bottle at him
It's hard to take a corner kick when you're dodging bottles.
Southampton mock trend of elaborate player announcements with video for reserve goalkeeper
What better way to make fun of elaborate videos than with an elaborate video?
James Rodriguez joins Bayern, gets cake and Carlo Ancelotti’s affection
Ancelotti's eyebrow will make everything OK.