If the crowd that greeted Bayern Munich when they landed in Beijing is anything to go by, it’s safe to say that they are quite popular in China.
Chelsea upset fans by partnering with Uber to deliver free shirts
Louis van Gaal and Victor Valdes are arguing about reserve matches
Emboldened by Manchester United’s effective new “SIGN EVERYONE!” policy, Louis van Gaal kicked off the club’s U.S. tour by announcing that goalkeeper Victor Valdes is on his way out for daring to defy The Philosophy™.
Thierry Henry stars in nostalgic Sky Sports ad highlighting greatest Premier League moments
Thierry Henry superimposed into some of the greatest moments in Premier League history (all 23 years of it!) with a Frank Sinatra soundtrack? Yes, that’s how you get people humping the air in anticipation of the new season.
Mexico fans rain trash on Trinidad corner kick taker, Trinidad promptly score late equalizer
A 7-goal second half & THIS dramatic equalizer to end the game see T&T take Group C. #GoldCup2015 http://t.co/ITbqj75BG2
— Major League Soccer (@MLS) July 16, 2015
The second half of Mexico and Trinidad & Tobago’s final Gold Cup group stage match was magnificent. Seven goals were scored as a 2-0 lead for Mexico in the 51st minute ended as a 4-4 draw that only became more unbelievable with each passing minute.
Cuba reach Gold Cup quarterfinals despite four defections and -7 goal difference
It’s impossible not to smile. After 0-6 and 0-2 losses, and multiple player defections, Cuba is in the final eight. http://t.co/o52goHdpSz
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) July 16, 2015
With just one goal scored and the worst goal difference in the Gold Cup group stage, Cuba have advanced to the quarterfinals, where they will face the U.S. Because this is CONCACAF — a place that logic rarely visits.
DTotD: Pepe hurts Cristiano Ronaldo, laughs at his pain
Cristiano Ronaldo has only just rejoined his teammates in Australia to begin preparations for the new season, but he’s already learned a valuable lesson: don’t provoke Pepe. Even if you’re Cristiano Ronaldo.
Raheem Sterling’s first day at Man City in pictures

Raheem Sterling completed his move from Liverpool to Man City on Tuesday, making the 20-year-old the most expensive English player ever. So when he arrived at the Etihad, there was a lot of excitement.
Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and more as old timey footballers

What would today’s footballers look like if they played in past eras? The excellent Paladar Negro answers that question for a slow offseason day with some wonderful trading card style photoshoppery. The mustachioed Messi is the best of the bunch, followed closely by a disgruntled Cristiano…
Carlos Tevez returns to Boca Juniors, is happy he doesn’t have to speak English or Italian anymore
Carlos Tevez was unveiled before a huge crowd at La Bombonera as he made his return to his first club, Boca Juniors. In the 11 years since Tevez left he has played in Brazil, England, and Italy, and developed a reputation for an unwillingness to learn the local languages along the way (which resulted in him ignoring letters from the police). But now that Tevez is back to plying his trade in Argentina, he doesn’t have to worry about that anymore and he couldn’t be happier.
