Borussia Dortmund broke a three-match winless streak with a 1-0 home win against Hoffenheim to move out of last place in the Bundesliga and manager Jurgen Klopp celebrated as if he just helped free a killer whale from captivity in a Disney film.
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Goat invades Greek match, wants to play in goal
Everyone should pursue their dreams. Even if you’re a goat.
Someone at the FA got paid to tell England to play “intelligently”
Finally deciding that 48 years of disappointment is enough, the FA has unveiled something called an “England DNA philosophy” that is basically just common sense in PowerPoint form.
Future News: Jose Mourinho says Victoria’s Secret fashion show more competitive than Spurs at Stamford Bridge
Spurs haven’t won at Stamford Bridge since February 1990 — a streak that continued on Wednesday with a 3-0 loss to Chelsea. This has prompted Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho to declare that the Victoria’s Secret fashion show he attended the night before was more competitive than Spurs at their London rivals’ ground.
David Moyes knows tres Spanish words and isn’t afraid to use them
David Moyes has gotten off to a great start in his mission to save Real Sociedad from relegation with a draw, a win, and two clean sheets in his first two matches with the club. Confident that he is now the ruler of Spain, the Scot decided to show off his mastery of the local language (up to the number four) during a press conference.
“They have been training with me dos, tres, cuatro times,” Moyes said when speaking of his new club’s B team as if just saying the numbers in Spanish helped anyone at all understand what he was talking about.
And now, even though he’s getting results, people are once again laughing at him. I’m starting to think he likes it.
Spider-Man invades the pitch during Sunderland-Man City match
Man City made easy work of Sunderland at the Stadium of Light, winning 4-1 with a brace from Sergio Aguero. In fact, the performance was so impressive that Spider-Man invaded the pitch in the 87th minute to congratulate the City players on a job well done.
Borussia Dortmund players attempt to get fans drunk enough to forget how terrible they are
Sitting at the very bottom of the Bundesliga table and getting made fun of by rival clubs on Twitter, Borussia Dortmund held their annual Christmas party with 1,000 fan club representatives on Tuesday. And in an attempt to smooth things over with their guests, several players served up beer in the hopes that they would be less angry about the club’s predicament drunk than sober.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s attempt to curse Inter kind of backfired
The wrath of Zlatan is not something you want to mess with, but sometimes there’s a hitch in its giddyup that produces unintended results.
Brendan Rodgers’ most terrifying facial expressions
Going from second place in the Premier League and having Luis Suarez to eighth place and having Mario Balotelli is enough to put a strain on any manager’s grasp on sanity. If the facial expressions of Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers are anything to go by, he seems to be taking this change in fortune especially hard, though. To illustrate this point (and ruin the rest of your life), here are some of his most terrifying facial expressions so far this season…
Why none of the 2014 Ballon d’Or finalists deserve the award
Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi and Manuel Neuer have been named the finalists for the 2014 Ballon d’Or and exactly none of them deserve the award. There is, however, one man who should take the prize.