Louis van Gaal is just about finished with his first season at Man United. It started off terribly and, for a time, looked like he might go the way of David Moyes. But he got the club back into the Champions League and he’s ready to celebrate that. Perhaps a little too much.
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Man United fan gives Louis van Gaal a list of transfer targets at foundation event
The Manchester United foundation hosted a dream day where a group of fans suffering from illnesses were able to meet the players and coaching staff. One fan took the opportunity to present manager Louis van Gaal with his list of summer transfer targets, presumably so the club can avoid acquisitions like Falcao and Angel Di Maria in the future.
Louis van Gaal is responsible for what will be the worst haircut of his wife’s life
Louis van Gaal has a message for his wife’s City-supporting hairdresser. Unlucky, Dawn! https://t.co/W7NunveNGb
— Manchester United (@ManUtd) April 12, 2015
Manchester United beat Man City 4-2 on Sunday, which is great news for Louis van Gaal and terrible news for his wife, Truus.
Louis van Gaal is already talking about retiring
Louis van Gaal got off to a rough start at Man United, but things are starting to come together. He’s got them back up to fourth in the Premier League and just two points behind second-place Man City. So less than a third of the way through his contract and still a month away from outlasting predecessor David Moyes in the job, Van Gaal is already talking about how wonderful it will be to retire to his Portuguese paradise.
The inner monologue of Man United’s press officer as Louis van Gaal defended his long balls
Oh God, what’s happening. What are these papers he has? Are they photocopies of his arse? I really hope they aren’t photocopies of his arse. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad. They’re going to eat him alive for this. What do I do? Should I just run? I can run and run and run and start a new life in Vienna, maybe. Surely they have nice, quiet football clubs where the managers don’t know how to use Microsoft Excel there.
Louis van Gaal calls QPR “Queens Park Raisins,” meets his younger self
Manchester United beat QPR 2-0 on Saturday and to add insult to defeat, Louis van Gaal called their hosts “Queens Park Raisins” on television. Neither of these events were Van Gaal’s most remarkable of the day, though. No, that honor goes to his photo op with Little Louis van Gaal…
Louis van Gaal hands out gifts to fans before Man United’s Boxing Day win
Man United extended their unbeaten streak to eight matches with a Boxing Day win over Newcastle even though Louis van Gaal showed his Christmas spirit by giving his team Christmas Day off — an unusual move for a Premier League manager. And he extended that giving mood before the match by handing out gifts to fans in the stands at Old Trafford.