Milan defender Philippe Mexes completely lost his mind near the end of his side’s 3-1 loss at Lazio, choking both Stefano Mauri and Lorik Cana. Mexes was shown a straight red and will likely face a long ban for grabbing the neck of Mauri, who was also booked as a result of the ensuing melee.
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Terrible son vows to egg his mother if Boro beat City, then actually does it
For reasons that cannot be explained nor comprehended by a properly functioning mind, one Manchester City fan declared on Twitter that if Middlesbrough could beat City in the fourth round of the FA Cup, he would egg his own mother. And he was not bluffing.
Cristiano Ronaldo gets sent off for kicking opponent, isn’t bothered
Real Madrid beat Cordoba 2-1 despite being reduced to 10 men when Cristiano Ronaldo was sent off in the 82nd minute after having a casually insane meltdown. Here’s how it played out…
Jose Mourinho says losing to Bradford would be a disgrace, loses to Bradford, says it’s a disgrace
Ahead of Chelsea’s FA Cup fourth round tie at home against third-division Bradford City, Jose Mourinho made his feelings very clear: either win the match or be shamed.
Several alternate titles for Frank Lampard’s poorly timed children’s book “Frankie’s New York Adventure”
By February 5, Frank Lampard was supposed to be with New York City FC, preparing for the start of the club’s first season in MLS following what was believed to be his short-term loan stint with Man City. Instead, he’ll still be with Man City since he never actually signed a contract with NYCFC when he was unveiled last summer. But he will release his latest children’s book on that day, regrettably titled “Frankie’s New York Adventure.”
This will only add further insult to the already embittered fans in New York. So in the interest of helping Lampard smooth things over, we’ve come up with some alternate titles for the book.
Angel Di Maria launches shot out of Cambridge United’s stadium
“Go get it.”
League Two side Cambridge United held Manchester United to a scoreless draw at their Abbey Stadium to force a dream FA Cup replay at Old Trafford. While Cambridge’s performance against their much wealthier opponent was a valiant one, Man United’s left a lot to be desired. And when Angel Di Maria blasted a shot completely out of the 4,376-seat Abbey Stadium, it pretty much summed up the evening for the visiting side.
Real Madrid fan in Dubai has a Decima themed Lamborghini
If a Real Madrid themed Lamborghini were exist anywhere, it was always going to be in Dubai — where supercars grow instead of trees. And so it is there that one Madridista celebrated the club winning their 10th European Cup last season with unparalleled flash.
With a large crest on each side and all 10 cups on the back end spelling out “Hala Madrid,” the customizations are enough to make Ferruccio Lamborghini cry.
Peter Crouch being tall, Avram Grant complaining about a bus, and the Wealdstone Raider making you sad
Perhaps I shouldn’t stand next to jockeys pic.twitter.com/c3Ah9c9Pca
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) January 22, 2015
Peter Crouch is really tall and this jockey he met in Dubai is really small, so they decided to delight the world with their one-foot and seven inch height difference by posing together in a photograph. How considerate of them.
How Martin Odegaard’s father earned contracts for himself and his son at Real Madrid
Real Madrid have unveiled new signing Martin Odegaard — the 16-year-old Norwegian who became the youngest player to ever appear in a Euro qualifier last year and attracted the interest of every major club in Europe. He will reportedly be paid a whopping €80,000 and his transfer fee was between €3-8 million. Though the financial specifics haven’t been disclosed by the club, they did announce that Martin’s father, Hans Erik, will also join Real Madrid as a youth coach.
On the surface, this appears to be a familiar story of too much too soon facilitated by a shady, backroom deal to curry favor with the parents of an overhyped child. But both contracts might be more deserved than many will assume.
Shortly after Martin earned his historic call-up to Norway’s senior national team at 15, Hans Erik went on Nordic television to explain that his son’s meteoric development was no accident.
Cristiano Ronaldo bulks up, wears disguise to surprise young fan on streets of Madrid
Cristiano Ronaldo disguised himself in a wig, fake mustache and some padding under his sweatshirt in order to surprise a young fan (and a few older ones) in Madrid. It’s unclear if he did this for a commercial or TV show or just to keep his mind off his recent breakup, but he quickly drew a crowd and seemed pleased with the reaction he got.
So the next time you see a chubby, mustachioed man with a football walking around the Spanish capital, just assume that it’s Cristiano Ronaldo.
Video via Eurosport