FIFA has admonished comedian Lee Nelson for throwing money at outgoing president Sepp Blatter in denominations that the governing body has described as “worthlessly small.”
Author: Brooks Peck
Sepp Blatter gets showered with money at FIFA press conference
Just as Sepp Blatter sat down to announce that the special election to replace him as FIFA president will be held on February 26, comedian and frequent gatecrasher Lee Nelson stood in front of him and made it rain over with cash, saying that it was for “North Korea in 2026.”
Mexico reach Gold Cup semifinal with convenient late penalty
Have a look for yourself: Controversial penalty awarded to Mexico in extra time. #GoldCup2015 http://t.co/CoIIdlCPS4
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) July 20, 2015
For 120 minutes, Mexico did everything except finish their many chances to score against Costa Rica in the Gold Cup quarterfinals. But then the troll god of CONCACAF — a cruel deity with a perverse obsession with injustice — gave them the massive help they needed to advance in the form of a phantom penalty.
After more than a year of cursing Arjen Robben for the dubious late penalty that helped the Netherlands beat them in the World Cup round of 16, Mexico gratefully accepted a bit of cosmic repayment during injury time of the second period of extra time.
Andres Guardado then converted the penalty and Mexico won 1-0, putting them in a semifinal against Panama while the U.S. will face Jamaica. But while Mexico celebrate today, the CONCACAF troll god conspires with his referee priests, plotting their next prank…
DTotD: Newcastle’s Massadio Haidara kicks opponent in the ribs during a friendly
Newcastle claimed a 1-0 victory in their friendly against USL (the third division in the U.S.) club Sacramento Republic thanks to an own goal. They also provided a sideshow to the nearby California State Fair in the process.
Kolo Toure steers clear of koalas, his own dog
Kolo Toure has admitted that he is not fond of animals — not even his own dog. As he says in the video above, he’s had a dog for seven years and has never even touched him.
Colorado Rapids defender tears up when he’s told he made the MLS All-Star squad for the first time
Less than a year ago, Colorado Rapids defender Drew Moor tore his ACL and meniscus. It took him eight months to work his way back and in April, he returned to the Rapids’ lineup.
Though the 31-year-old Moor has five caps for the U.S. national team and won the MLS Cup with Colorado in 2010, he had never been selected as an All-Star. In the video above, he expresses how much it would mean to him to add that honor to his credits, especially so soon after a major injury. He is then asked to read a piece of paper as the cameras roll, and as he does, he learns that he has been selected to be in the All-Star squad that will face Tottenham on July 29.
Jonathan Calleri scores with delightful rabona, Maradona loves it
Inspired by the return of Carlos Tevez, Boca Juniors beat Quilmes 2-1. Jonathan Calleri scored the decisive goal in the 53rd minute and it was a special one.
YouTubers sneak into Chelsea’s hotel, sign John Terry and Nemanja Matic to their “team”
Chelsea are in Montreal for their North American tour, so a group of local guys decided to seize the opportunity to try and lure a couple of players away from the Premier League champions for their own team.
First, they snuck into the club’s hotel to try and convince Jose Mourinho to be their coach. Mourinho wasn’t in the mood to hear their offer, though, and they were promptly kicked out.
They then regrouped and did a bit more planning. One of the guys posed as “Oriol Gomeo’s agent” while one of his cohorts was able to approach John Terry and get him to sign their contract (a piece of scrap paper with the word “contract” written on it). They were also successful with Nemanja Matic just before getting shoved out the door.
This, presumably, is how Ed Woodward signed Bastian Schweinsteiger for Manchester United.
Steven Gerrard scores in his first MLS match
The billboards put up around Los Angeles by his new club referred to him simply as “Greatness” and Steven Gerrard helped reinforce that by scoring an equalizer in the 37th minute of his first MLS match. Read more
Herd of cows invade non-league stadium
We investigated a break in at the club overnight. Thankfully the perpetrators were caught. Don’t get this at Anfield. pic.twitter.com/xP0IkqD6S9
— Colwyn Bay FC (@ColwynBayFC) July 16, 2015
Welsh club Colywn Bay FC, who play in the seventh tier of English football, suffered a break-in at their Llanelian Road ground Thursday morning when 22 cows escaped from a nearby farmer’s field. Thankfully, the cows couldn’t quite get to the delicious pitch, which will host a preseason friendly against Bolton on Saturday.