What if radioactive slime splattered on the New Zealand national team’s socks? Well Nike answers that question with the U.S. Women’s World Cup home kit!
The U.S. Women’s World Cup home kit is black, white and neon green for some reason
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Pep Guardiola, David Moyes, and Jose Mourinho: Three managers who have ripped their pants
Pep Guardiola, David Moyes, and Jose Mourinho: three men who have all managed La Liga clubs and three men who have all torn their pants in public.
Man United fan gives Louis van Gaal a list of transfer targets at foundation event
The Manchester United foundation hosted a dream day where a group of fans suffering from illnesses were able to meet the players and coaching staff. One fan took the opportunity to present manager Louis van Gaal with his list of summer transfer targets, presumably so the club can avoid acquisitions like Falcao and Angel Di Maria in the future.
Zlatan gracefully accepts defeat to Neymar and Barcelona
Zlatan Ibrahimovic returned from suspension to stand on the pitch and watch Barcelona dispatch PSG from the Champions League in tidy fashion. It was yet another indignity at the Camp Nou for the former Barca player, who also lost there in the group stage this season and was eliminated from the quarterfinals there on away goals two years ago.
Bayern go above and beyond their fans’ giant “Never give up!” tifo message to dismantle Porto
I hate to say I told you so, but I totally 100% told you so. Bayern came back from a shock 3-1 loss to Porto in the first leg of their Champions League quarterfinal to beat them 6-1 in the second leg (five Bayern goals scored before halftime). This was Pep Guardiola’s plan all along.
Before the match, worried Bayern supporters urged their team to “Never give up!” with a giant tifo at one end of the Allianz Arena, but an hour later their domination of Porto made that assertion look comical. It was so overwhelming that even Guardiola himself couldn’t watch the devastation he had wrought.
Sepp Blatter unveils the official slogan for the 2018 and 2022 World Cups: “Stay at home”
FIFA president Sepp Blatter met with Russian president Vladimir Putin for some kind of congress of despicable humans. He took this opportunity to unveil the official slogan of the 2018 World Cup in response to politicians who don’t think Russia should host it.
Police officer has a kick around with young Aston Villa fans before FA Cup semifinal
‘Sign up her up, sign her up!’ Female police office does keepie-uppies on Wembley Way before the cup semi-final. pic.twitter.com/hDoT8Q6oge
— Harry H (@PutItInTheMixer) April 19, 2015
It appears that even the police can’t resist The Magic of The FA Cup as one officer took part in a kick around with a few kids outside Wembley before the semifinal between Liverpool and Aston Villa on Sunday.
Onlookers gave her a cheer and sang “sign her up, sign her up!”
Hopefully distracting people with a demonstration of footy skills catches on as a means of keeping the peace. The guy who filmed this should have been arrested for not doing so in landscape mode, though.
Non-league player sacked after getting caught having sex with fan in the dugout
Jay Hart, a striker for Evo-Stik Division 1 North (the eighth tier of English football) club Clitheroe, has been dismissed from the club after he was caught and filmed having sex with a fan in the dugout after a 4-1 loss at Mossley AFC. It happened to be Mossley’s annual ladies day at Seel Park, but he definitely took that concept a bit further than was intended.
Tim Sherwood might be ridiculous like a fox
Tim Sherwood is a silly man. Between the touchline celebrations and outerwear throwing, the self-aggrandizing talk of win ratios, keeping Harry Kane at Spurs and trying to sign Raheem Sterling at 14, the guy mockingly referred to as “Tactics Tim” seems to revel in making people notice him — even if it’s as the butt of a joke. But a curious thing is happening while everyone is making fun him: he’s getting results.
Brendan Rodgers thinks Liverpool lost their FA Cup semifinal because they wanted to win too much
Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has a habit of saying things that sound like David Brent quotes and after his side’s 2-1 loss to Aston Villa in the FA Cup semifinals, he added another line to the collection.