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Scottish club feature face of departed supporter in place of shirt sponsor

Airdrieonians FC and their fans pay tribute to an inspirational member of their community

(Airdrieonians FC)

Scottish League One club Airdrieonians FC have a new shirt sponsor: Their own supporters’ trust. The unusual arrangement was struck as a means of honoring Airdrie fan Mark Allison, who died from pancreatic cancer earlier in the year. And now, Allison’s face will grace the club’s kits until the end of the season as part of a “five-figure deal.”

From the club’s official website:

The Trust and Club have agreed that the image of legendary Diamond fundraiser Mark Allison will appear on his beloved Airdrie shirt, a gesture everyone will see fitting. It will also be the first time in world football — as far as we know — that the image of a fan has appeared on a club shirt.

As everyone will know, Mark took great comfort and support from two local organisations — Maggies and St Andrews Hospice — and was a fervent fan and supporter of both these wonderful centres, who cared for him so well during his final months. The Trust have therefore agreed that Trackside Boards and Programme adverts — part of the sponsorship package — will go to both organisations. Programme adverts will also be given to both by the Supporters Trust, and boardroom hospitality will also be donated to both to auction off for funds. Fundraising events are also planned, and it is hoped that more club events can take place at both.

Allison’s friends and family were consulted before the decision was made and proceeds raised from kit sales will go to the charities that Allison himself raised money for before his death. As a result, an initial supply of shirts quickly sold out (for more info on how to purchase one, go here).

Hopefully this becomes a trend that even corporate shirt sponsors embrace. Using this space to celebrate deserving people is something everyone can get behind.


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DT Giveaway: Share your football gift list, win an Art of Football gift card

What would you get your favorite football personalities for the holidays?

(Art of Football)

We’ve teamed up with our good friends at Art of Football once again for a holiday competition that puts your ability to come up with the perfect gift ideas to the test.

To enter, we’re asking you to play the role of Secret Santa and tell us a gift you would get for three different football personalities. For example, I would get Jose Mourinho a three-pack of Arsene Wenger 20th anniversary socks, I would get Lionel Messi a Nice’N Easy hair color kit, and I would get Diego Costa a Chef’s Choice meat grinder for all his meat grinding needs.

Send your gift picks to dirtytackle@gmail.com before Friday, December 9, 2016. We’ll publish the best entries and pick two winners, who will each receive an Art of Football gift card. So make sure your gift choices are a perfect fit! Good luck.


11 strange products from the bowels of official club shops

The perversions of merchandising

“Buying these products will give me more money to not spend on necessary players.”

As the holiday shopping season tightens its death grip on your wallet, you’re likely to encounter some inexplicable anomalies born out of retail over-exuberance. The official shops of football clubs around the world are reliable creators of these questionable products. Here are a few that you might want to pick up for a person in your life who you’d like to deeply confuse.

Arsenal’s three-pack of Arsene Wenger 20th anniversary socks


It’s bad enough getting socks as a gift, but getting socks that commemorate the anniversary of a manager’s time with a single club adds a strange extra layer to it. Of all the products you can use to celebrate Wenger’s time with Arsenal (and the club offers a sizable variety of them), why socks? Are they meant to be a conversation piece?

“How about Wenger being at Arsenal 20 years. Pretty incredible in this day and age.”

“Yeah, just look at my socks.”

“Oh, yeah, ‘Arsene Wenger 20 years.’ There it is. On your socks. That’s…hey, let’s talk about something else now.”

St. Pauli’s skull and crossbones advent calendar


Yes, St. Pauli are Germany’s punk-rock pirate football club, but the grim motif of this product seems out of place given that it’s meant to help eager children count down to the birth of Jesus/a joyous toy jackpot. Perhaps the subtext being conveyed here is that even if all of your Christmas wishes don’t come true, we’ll all be dead some day, so it doesn’t really matter in the end.

Villarreal underwear


If the previous product was far too dark, then this one is way too bright. If your goal is to never have sex again, then this is the underwear for you.

West Ham junior Christmas abomination


Making a child wear something this ugly is worse than putting coal in their stocking. It’s the kind of thing you buy and then use as a threat to keep your kids in line.

“If you don’t calm down and behave, Jimmy, you’re gonna have to wear your West Ham junior multi Christmas sweatshirt and stand outside for 45 minutes!”

“NOOOOOOOOOO!”

Lyon lion statue


“Shit. I spilled the paint on it.”

“Eh, we’ll call it art and charge €189 for it.”

Spurs personalized vodka


Of all the things to personalize, a bottle of vodka is a weird one. But then you realize that it’s probably the thing Spurs fans need the most, and it makes total sense.

Monaco v Young Boys Champions League third qualifying round friendship scarf


If you really want to confuse someone this holiday season, get them this year-plus old half and half scarf commemorating the Champions League third qualifying round battle between Monaco and Young Boys that Monaco are still selling for some reason. If there was ever an item that symbolizes the question “Why?” it’s this one.

Swansea City body wash, perfume, and lotion gift set


“Ooo, smells like relegation…and nothing like the products I actually wanted.”

Bayern Munich steak and grill seasoning


Ingesting something that evokes images of a smirking Thomas Müller would give anyone pause, so Bayern include a detailed explanation of this product. “For marinating barbecue steaks (veal, lamb, beef, pork), poultry, fish, vegetable sticks and seasoning vegetables and fruit,” they explain. They also offer a “special tip”: “The spice contains salt, so be careful when salting!”

I’m assuming Franck Ribery was adamant about including that bit.

Sunderland toothbrush twin-pack


The only thing that can scrub away the bad taste in your mouth left by watching Sunderland play.

Tigres sleep mask


Actually, this is awesome and I want one.


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Fenerbahce selling shirts with upside down name and number for bicycle kick specialist Moussa Sow

A clever tribute to a scorer of spectacular goals


Fenerbahce’s Moussa Sow is making a habit of scoring overhead kicks.

He did it against Manchester United in the Europa League earlier this month…

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And he did it Sunday on his way to a hat trick against Rizespor…

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These were just two of the more recent examples of his gravity defying methods of scoring. It’s become such a familiar occurrence that Fenerbahce’s club shop has started printing shirts with Sow’s name and number upside down since he spends so much time in that position.

Either that, or the person manning the shirt printer came up with the best cover story for making a mistake ever.


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Atlanta United’s inaugural kit is the MetroStars’ old kit

What’s old is new again in MLS

(Atlanta United)

Atlanta United will join MLS next season (along with Minnesota United), which means they’ll need something to wear. So on Tuesday night, they unveiled their first ever home kit. And it looks rather familiar.

Here’s Atlanta’s new kit…

(Atlanta United)

And here are a couple of kits worn by the MetroStars (now the New York Red Bulls)…



Of course, there’s also a distinct similarity to the Milan’s famous home kit. That’s not to say that any of these comparisons are a bad thing. It’s an attractive enough design. But Atlanta will surely hope to have more success in their kit than the MetroStars did.


English amateur club unveils sausage kit

The latest in food themed kit atrocities

(Bedale Sports Club via Wes Burdine)

We here at Dirty Tackle have prided ourselves on keeping you abreast of the latest developments in questionable food themed kit fashions. To recap, we have seen strawberry, blueberry, broccoli, octopus, beer, and ham kits from various lower division clubs across Spain to this point. But now this phenomenon has reached British shores with Bedale AFC’s sausage kit.

Why would an amateur club agree to wear a kit covered in sausages? Well, Bedale recently signed a partnership with local sausage manufacturer Heck Food (watch out, Abe Froman), so if having the word “HECK” printed across their shirts didn’t convey quality in the art of tube-shaped animal bits, the sausage blizzard design certainly will.

In addition to the shirt sponsorship, Bedale’s ground has been renamed Heck Stadium and we can only hope they are working on a sign reading “Welcome to Heck” that will put Galatasaray’s intimidation efforts to shame.

While Bedale’s sausage fest kit is impressive, it still can’t top CD Guijuelo’s ham kit.